Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
lillifusilli 2 year.ago„Well“, says the boss, „if I hire you guys, you have to promise to not eat any of our staff.“ The cannibals promise that they will not eat anyone and get hired. Everything is going well for a while, and one day the boss calls them into his office. “You’re working well and all, but we’re missing an office cleaner. Do you have something to do with that?” The cannibals swear that they are innocent. The boss believes them and leaves the office and they all turn to their leader. “You idiots!”, he screams. “Who ate the cleaner?” One of the cannibals sheepishly raises his hand. “You fool!”, shouts the leader. "For weeks we've been feasting on directors, team leaders, project managers and human resource staff, and then you go and eat someone they'll actually miss!"
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They said tell yo mama get her fat ass out the way, they can't see any stars.
He could say "Enter Sandman"
between the price of eggs being so high, and the crazy 240% tariffs on the plastic eggs from China
Baroque music.
It was poultry in motion...
I wondered why they were doing that. Then It hit me.
Her: Did you bring protection? Him: Why? Is there a burglar inside? Don’t worry, I know karate. Her: No, like a condom Him (gives a weird look): You want me to fuck him??
Joseph replied "He said he was only using it for the weekend."
But none of them work.
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